How to make a conservative puke

The threshold for pushing a conservative to the technicolor yawn seems pretty shallow these days. All you have to do is express pride in your fellow man and they get on their knees for the porcelain god.

I'm also curious as to which plank of the conservative platform allows its followers to pick and choose which laws to follow and which to ignore?

To wit:

JustaDog Says:
April 11th, 2006 at 11:10 am
So the concept of illegal impresses you? So you get goosebumps for those that demand from a government they have no legal right to?

I get so sick to the point of puking when liberals throw out their terms like “compassionate” to excuse not following the law. We are (or were) a country of laws, so when people that have broken the law (criminals) give you goosebumps that in itself makes me want to puke.

Hmm...but its only selective lawbreaking that makes conservatives puke. When their President does it, they go out of their way to defend it.