Loaded Orygun Rocks Missouri's World

Its becoming holy crappingly obvious that there's a lull in the world of political freebasing when a newspaper's politics blog writes about the mostly faux outrage of Ted's college football bet.

The post in question was written by Jason Rosenbaum, who deliberately admits that the only thing better than the Mo Guv's root beer choice is a refreshing bottle of Zima.

You just can't make this stuff up.

And while we're at it, I'm pissed that Jeff Mapes, Janie Har, Michelle Cole or Harry Esteve at the O's political blog were scooped on this. After all, what's more important than a trumped-up rivalry between inferior Zima-loving-Missourians and we Oregonians who actually know what's what?

Being the Christmas season and all, perhaps its time to trot out my generous spirit. I hereby offer to buy Jason Rosenbaum a non-Zima-Oregon-based beverage on his next trip to the Portland metro area. Its time this boy grew up.

I'm extending the same invitation to Roy Temple at Fired Up Missouri, whose faux outraged is only eclipsed by our own faux outrage.

Heck, for Roy I'll even throw in some real Oregon seafood and some of my homemade Oregon blackberry jam.