Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Making shit up

All us evil libruls are trying to let illegal aliens vote so we can implement our plan to take over Amurka and strip the natives of their right to plant crucifixes on the front lawn of every courthouse.

Now that we commie lovin rat bastards have been outed by the great and superior investigative forces of the good righties that only mean to spread love and democracy, you can get rest easy. Felons who've served their time and paid their societal debt won't be able to vote because..well...we just can't have people who've broken the law cast votes.

But don't worry. They can still be President.